JESSICA SIMPSON IS FREAKY

Ever heard of More magazine?  Yeah, me neither.  But they say Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spent last week in Rome and while they were staying at the extra fancy Hotel de Russie, they shocked other hotel guests with their loud sex sessions.  Sources say:

…when Jessica and John were in the city they were said to be disturbing the peace. One source reveals, "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time. This woman was saying she couldn't believe Jessica was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."

It was probably him squealing with delight.  I know I would.  Besides, does this dude really look like he can make a girl finish in bed.   He could learn a thing or two from a hunk like me.  Girls always come when I'm inside.  And I don't even mean inside of them, I just mean inside the room. Oh yes, I'm that good.