SCARY SPICE IS A MOM

Melanie Brown gave birth to a healthy baby girl this morning in Los Angeles.  Mother and child are both doing well, although the identity of the father is still unknown.  And by that I mean unknown to everyone, including the mother and father.  Whom you might assume would know.  But I guess not.  This shit is hard!  Hello magazine says:

It follows a tough few months, during which Melanie and her former partner Eddie Murphy fell out over the paternity of the unborn child. They now face a court battle to prove whether Murphy is or isn't the baby's father … "The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair," said the singer's spokesman. "No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown."

Wow this bitch doesn’t sweat the details does she?  Doesn’t know who the dad is.  Never bothered to pick out a name.  And she looks like a damn bear.  Honest to god, if I saw this in the woods, I would run directly at it and kill it.  I’m brave!