LINDSAY LOHAN FORGOT SOMETHING

What am I supposed to do here.  There isn't exactly a a WWTDD style guide.  All I know is that I can't use question marks when I ask questions.  Should I call Lindsay a slut or say she looks sexy or call her a Dalmation.  Why can't it be all three.  I happen to like sexy Dalmatian sluts.

Anyway, Lindsay went out and did something totally fascinating like go to Jamba Juice, and this is a huge story because she didn't wear a bra for the three millionth time.  God I love America.  This country owns.  Anywhere else in the world and people would be all "What's the big deal. Didn't we already see her beef curtains."  But not here.  Tits are the biggest story every day of the year.  Suck on that, Vietnam and Ethiopia.  Give our celebrities some more babies while you're at it.  U – S – A!  U – S – A!  –MU