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March 27, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Paris Hilton has been sporting a ridiculously huge rack lately, like last night at Hugh Hefners birthday party, and according to my science calculator, it's clearly not the same rack she used to have (as seen in the pictures below). These have to be implants because there's no wonder-bra in the world that can do this. If there is, it's inventor should be given the Nobel prize for Unparalleled Achievement in Awesomeness. Which is not to be confused with my Nobel prizes for Excellence in Pushups and Lovemaking.