ANGELINA IS SKINNY

Angelina Jolie's older brother, James Haven, told the London Daily Mail that his sister is still grieving since the death of their mother, and because of this she has lost an alarming amount of weight.  Angelina has lost an alarming amount of weight, I mean.  Her mom has also lost a lot of weight, but doctors say that's expected.  Angelinas mother, Marcheline Bertrand, died January 27th.   Haven says:

"Angie has become very thin because she's grieving.  It's even difficult for her to eat. I keep saying to her, 'Don't forget to eat.’  But you know she doesn't pay much attention to food anyway and she's been going through a process of grief like me. She has not wanted to eat, nor has she been able to."

Wow, this might be the saddest story you hear all day that's also filled with untamed eroticism, because Angelina looks hot.  But I do empathize because I know what she's going through.  So much strife in the world, so much suffering in foreign lands.  Sometimes when I'm showering with my Tahitian Orchard Body Wash it reminds me that most of the world is a fuckin dump and not nearly as awesome as the United States.  But as it turns out, I don't really care, so I bravely say, "fuckin whatever dude" and then go bang some models.  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!