ANGELINA IS IN VIETNAM RIGHT NOW

Angelina Jolie arrived in Ho Chi Minh City today – without Brad Pitt but with her son Maddox –  to adopt a 3-year-old boy from Vietnam. Although earlier reports said the adoption would not go through until the end of the month, Us Weekly is now reporting Jolie may leave with the boy as soon as tonight.  If they do leave today, they could be back in the United States by this weekend.  Us.com says:

Jolie is scheduled to attend an adoption ceremony with Vietnamese officials in HMC City on Thursday morning … After she receives the child, Jolie will meet with U.S. consular officials, who must review the adoption before a passport can be issued for the boy.  If all goes according to plan, the 31-year-old actress could bring the child home by the weekend, officials told the AP.

Aww this lucky bastard.  He gets to live with Angelina Jolie.  I was just planning on digging up her grave after she dies, but his idea seems much better.