BRITNEY SPEARS IS IN LOVE

Britney Spears has reportedly found a new love while in rehab with a fellow addict named Jason Filyaw (this handsome devil – WHAT A CATCH!).  Jason is the 33-year-old lead guitarist of the band Riva (myspace complete with generic chords here.)  The two met at an AA meeting and Britney is said to call and email Jason constantly.  Things are going so well, reports even claim the two are planning to move in together once Britney is out of rehab.  MSNBC says:

“Britney adores Jason,” a friend told the Enquirer. “He’s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She’s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, he’s been through the same thing.” … Filyaw, when contacted by the Enquirer, said, “I have nothing to say about this.”

Britney and Jason even have super cute pet names for each other.  He calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady; she calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun.  Experts aren't clear though if "J-Sun" counts as a pet name for "Jason".  Because it's the same god damn thing.  I'm assuming he called her a pet name and then there was this awkward pause and she panicked:  Jason – "hey Sugar Kitten!"Britney – "(aww, jeez, okay just relax, think, pet name for Jason, pet name for Jason) … oh, hey, J … a … son (aww god dammit)."