NEW BRITNEY DRAMA. SOMEHOW

Britney Spears may be sequestered inside of the Promises rehab in Malibu, but that doesn't mean there won't be new pictures to humiliate her.   Several leading paparazzi agencies are now in a bidding war to buy pictures of Britney from February 12 that show her stripping off her dress and changing into a bikini inside the New York nightclub One (more on that here).  And it only got worse after that.  The New York Daily News says:

But even more damaging is video footage that may follow – Britney's dancer buddies are telling friends that the club let them go when management discovered a security video of them doing some serious partying with the mother of two … Said another source, "If that thing goes on the Internet, there's going to be big trouble. It might be what they need to take [Spears'] kids away from her."

There's no need to wonder if Britney was having sex with these strippers, because of course she was.  All hot chicks experiment with the pleasures of life when they find themselves at a party alone.  At least that’s my experience.  Of course, I'm a hunk who speaks the language of love, baby.