BRITNEY SPEARS UPDATE

The latest word comes from X17, who says that Britney Spears left the rehab center Promises last night around 6:30pm in an SUV owned by the center and was taken to her home just minutes away in Malibu for a visit with her sons Sean and Jayden.  Her estranged husband Kevin Federline brought their young sons to his former home and stayed during Britney's two-hour visit.  Britney returned to Promises at 8:30pm and Kevin spent the night with Sean and Jayden in Malibu, then they all returned to his new house in the San Fernando Valley this morning.  It is not known if this was simply a visit or if it was an attempt for Kevin and Britney to reconcile.  What is known is that Kevin Federline is still a jackass and if this were the fourth grade, me and my friends would hold him down and put dead birds on his face and at recess, he'd be the first guy we throw the ball too in "smear the queer".