SALMA HAYEK IS A FOX

I keep hearing about how there's all this pressure to be thin in Hollywood.  And yet … damn.  Salama Hayek has always been thick but now she's really pushing the limits.  It goes against my every instinct to make fun of a chick with big boobs but when the hell did she get this fat.  I bet when she sits down she looks like a panda (like this).  And it might not be the best idea to wear one color like that.  People might think she's a bean bag.  

FUN FACT: spell-check recommends "salami" for "Salma".  I think spell-check just called her fat.

SEXY UPDATE – Hot sounding reader Ashli says, "Just a little FYI – Salma Hayek is wearing a fat suit for a guest spot on Ugly Betty, she hasn't sullied her perfect body with cheesecake and cookies.  As a girl, I would still hit it though."  And since chicks who say “I would hit it” about other chicks and spell their names in cute little ways are well known to be really smart and have nothing but the highest integrity, I've decided that she is 100 percent right.  About everything.  All the time.  Not just this.