BRITNEY IS A MENACE

The Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services confirmed today that they have received numerous phone calls to their hotline complaining about Britney Spears.  The calls are, of course, anonymous and could be made by anyone at anytime for any reason and are in no way considered proof that her children are being neglected.  Fox News today said just the opposite, that Britney is a woman of great means and she pays a great deal to make sure her kids are well taken care off.  Just not by her.  TMZ says:

the Child Protection hotline received calls on Brit's kids and her recent bizarre behavior. The DCFS provides a 24/7 phone number that any resident in the Los Angeles area can use to report or discuss any issue regarding children.

Guh.  Four months ago Britney was hot again and everyone loved her.  She was divorcing KFed, fresh off 10 rounds of lipo and was back in the studio.  Now she's doing … whatever the hell all this is.  Geez this bitch is dumb.  One report – although not confirmed – said she was seen at the Ralph's supermarket near her house in Malibu buying vodka this morning.  Damn Ralph's and their great everyday values – look what you've done to Britney!  She'd be a fool NOT to buy vodka with such low low prices and friendly service!