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The site is already down for some reason, but if it comes back, you too can bid to buy the hair Britney Spears shaved off Friday night.  Buybritneyshair.com says:

This is it, the opportunity of a lifetime. You can be the proud owner of Britney Spears’ hair, extensions, the Omega clipper used to cut it all off and even the can of Red Bull she was drinking at the time. You also get her blue Bic Lighter and this valuable domain and website to use for publicity purposes. This is the Ultimate Britney Spears Experience! It is a piece of history that can not be duplicated!A portion of the proceeds will be donated to various charities. The winner will have the choice to remain anonymous or to use this for publicity purposes.If you are SERIOUS about purchasing please do the following:Please send an email to buybritneyshair@yahoo.com and include your name, company name (if applicable), email, phone number, and address. We will contact you A.S.A.P. Any submissions that do not include ALL of the required information will be discarded.

The claim that this is the opportunity of a lifetime needs no explanation.  The site, therefore, does not go on to explain it.  What is clear is that anyone who buys this will be an instant devil with the ladies.  A Britney fan … AND you buy body parts on line?!?   Well well well, no more ordering brides from Bosnia for you, my friend!  What other erotic delights might you have around the house?