PARIS HILTON IS “ATTACKED”

Austria should be ashamed of itself today, for the number 1 lamest attack on the previously uninvented list of the 100 Most Faggity Attacks. Paris Hilton was in Vienna yesterday to attend an opera as a publicity stunt with some dude who does this kind of thing every year. And Paris scheduled an autograph session beforehand, which was cut short because Paris was “attacked” by communists who threw stuff at her. Paris was evacuated immediately, even though it looks like all they threw some gum wrappers and maybe a flower petal.  Don't you people have batteries?  Or cobras?  It's Europe, there's a damn medieval tournament every 2 blocks, you couldn't go get a mace or catapult?  Lazy fuckers.  No wonder Hitler left you for Germany, the home of turning people into soap.  Way to go Austria, if your plan was to disappoint Hitler and make him cry, well congratulations.