NICKY HILTON HAS TROUBLE, BIG NOSE

A Chicago development group is suing Nicky Hilton for breach of contract, claiming Hilton hasn't kept her end of an April 2006 agreement in regards to a hotel called Nicky O's Chicago, a Nicky Hilton Hotel.  The Chicago hotel was to be the second in a line of Nicky O hotels.  The first was supposed to open in Miami on South Beach in November of 2005.  That date has been pushed back several times and currently has no announced opening date.  The Chicago lawsuit also claims Hilton contracted out interior design work she was supposed to perform and tried to charge it back to the developer.  This would mirror claims made by the architect on the Miami project, who says Nicky claimed many of his designs as her own.  The Chicago group also claims Hilton misrepresented that she and her associates had experience in hotel design.   A spokesman for Hilton says:

"Things are not always as they appear.  When the facts surrounding this matter are known to the public I think you will find out that the person who has been most impacted by this action will be Nicky Hilton. … In the meantime, I don't think anybody should draw any conclusions based on the simple filing of a lawsuit."

Nicky Hilton is a fucking retard, so I may sue her too, even though I'm not technically affiliated with this hotel.  I'll put on a tuxedo and then hand her papers with "lawsuit" written on the front, and inside there will be a copy of the Magna Carta and then pictures of an apple and a civil war submarine.  On page 2 would there would be a duck inside a circle.  She'll be so hopelessly confused she'll give me a million dollars just to go away.  "They threatened to turn me into a civil war duck!"