I THINK I’M IN LOVE

February 12, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I haven’t always been a sexy internet celebrity. I got my start as a calendar hunk dressed as a sexy fireman or a sexy doctor. And one time as a sexy Indian chief. Later I won a Nobel prize for my smile and starred on Days as tennis pro Matt Phoenix, so I know a thing or two about what’s hot. And Mischa Bartons legs are fuckin hot. Wait, no … not "hot". Disgusting. Which reminds me, sorry about the late posting today. Thanks to a weak gag reflex it took me two hours to even edit these pictures. I have a poster with a monkey in a boat and it says "Gone Fishin!". And the monkey has a little hat with fishing lures on it and a little vest and a fishing pole. And its hotter than Mischa Barton.

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