SIENNA MILLER GOT F’D IN THE MOVIE

The New York Daily News says that the reason the sex scenes in Factory Girl starring Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen look so real is simple.  They are real.   The report says:

“It's not simulated.” the insider said.  “They're really doing it" … At the movie's premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper told the News: "Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us."  As for whether the sex was for real, he said: "I can't comment. You'll have to ask Sienna about it."  Tuesday, Miller's publicist said the lovemaking was merely good acting.  "She's just a really good actress," the rep said.

Actually she's a pretty wooden actress, but whatever.  When asked for a comment, Jude Law said, "seriously, why am I aging so fast?  I look like I'm 62.  Am I sick or something?  This can't be normal.“  Then he was asked specifically about his ex girlfriend getting drilled on camera by a young effeminate boy, and Jude curled up in the corner and cried.  So I guess that means no comment.Wait, George Hickenlooper?  Wtf?  God, there's no way this movie is any good.  You go to school with a name like that it might as well be George Givemebackmybookbag.  Or George C'monyouguysstopit.  Where did they find this dude, Whoville?