HILARY DUFF IS DRUNK

Hilary Duff and her sister Haylie showed up at Hyde in LA with their entourage (wait, what?) and proceeded to stumble around drunk for the next few hours. Us says:

Hilary soon was teetering over to the women’s restroom with one of her girlfriends and a "flamboyant" male friend.  “It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.”

Hilary, of course, is 19, so what the hell she was doing drunk at Hyde is beyond me.  Us goes on to say that Hilary and Haylie then spent the night making out with some older guys.  Which makes it even harder to figure out Hilary Duff.  She has a good-girl reputation but she also seems to get drunk a lot and was once photographed at a porn movie release party.  Also confusing is why she’s so famous.  I’ve never even seen her in a movie.  Unless you count those 150 hardcore sex tapes we made.