OPRAH HAD A SECRET BABY AT 14

A story in this weeks National Enquirer has forced Oprah Winfrey to admit that she was pregnant at age 14 and would have been a teen mother except the baby was born prematurely and died shortly after birth.  She blames her early pregnancy on years of sexual abuse and the "resulting promiscuity."  Oprahs best friend says:

"She didn't really know who the father was of this child… and hid the pregnancy for a very long time.  It was a secret that she carried for many years because she was very ashamed."  

Everyone loves a good rape story, but this one was just gross.  I don’t need to think about Oprah Winfrey ever having sex, much less at 14 against her will.  By the way, do we really have to call it "rape".  Such an ugly word.  My attorneys and I prefer to say the girl had an "an unrequested admirer".