CLAIRE DANES F’S GAY GUYS

The Daily News says that the reason Claire Danes broke up with Billy Crudup (oh by the way, Claire Danes broke up with Billy Crudup.  Oh by the way, Clair Danes was dating Billy Crudup) is because Claire slept with British actor Hugh Dancy while they were working on a film together, in fact they "shared a bed with the door two feet ajar, and everybody listening."   This was a month before she broke up with Crudup.  Dancy, by the way, is gay.  Really really gay.  The News says:

But horny Hugh didn't limit his attention to the ladies.  "The cast was pretty much drunk every night," says the snitch. "Hugh also made out with [screenwriter] Michael Cunningham in the lobby."  Plus, he was seen snogging the gay hotel manager, who lost his job.

The good news is you were sexy enough to seduce someone who normally is only into boys.  The bad news is he might have thought you were a boy.  It's a mixed blessing.   Of course just because someone shows interest in you doesn’t mean they’re switching sides.  I'm often told that staring into my eyes is like staring into a deep dark blue ocean of intrigue.  I don't think it means those dudes are gay, but they're sexual creatures and they appreciate a handsome man.