BARBARA WALTERS IS A F-ING LIAR

Rosie O'Donnell got into a shouting match yesterday with Barbara Walters – the executive producer of "the View" who hired O'Donnell for the show – fueled by O’Donnell's public war of words with Donald Trump.  Trump has said that Walters told him privately that she regrets hiring O'Donnell and wants to fire her.  The New York Post says:

The fight started around 8:30 a.m. when Walters, back from a two-week vacation, walked into the hair and makeup room at ABC studios and tried to hug O'Donnell … O’Donnell recoiled from Walters and yelled, "You kept me in the newspapers this whole time!"  Both "View" producer Bill Geddie and Walters tried to calm O'Donnell. Walters told her, "I did everything I could to squash the story" – prompting Rosie to scream,  "You didn't call me for 10 goddamn days, and you didn't tell me what you were going to say on television!" … Geddie jumped in and told her, "You've crossed the line." O'Donnell retorted, "Cameras are now outside of my house where my wife and kids are." She turned to Walters and said, "You went all around this and never called [Trump] a liar. You never said, 'Donald is lying.' You never called him a liar."   When Walters tried to defend herself, O'Donnell erupted, "Are you looking me in the face and denying you didn't tell him you didn't say this? You're a [bleeping] liar."

Aww, it's so cute when girls try to do stuff.  You would think they'd stick to things they're good at – like foxy boxing, jump rope or witchcraft – but sometimes they get all starry eyed and try to get jobs (*giggle* "look at me!  I'm a girl doctor!") but it always ends up in shouting matches over a boy.  Or tampons.  Everyone agrees that the best way to gauge a woman's worth is by looks, so I think the fault here should be split between Rosie and Barbara, because neither one is very pretty.  I also saw this study where they proved that flat chested girls steal.   I think it was at Harvard.