LINDSAY LOHAN IS A HERO

Just 4 days ago, Lindsay Lohan was under the knife having surgery to have her appendix removed.  At least according her publicist  others weren’t so sure and think it was another mysterious ailment for the girl who was hospitalized 4 times in 2006.  Adding to the mystery is the fact that Lindsay, just one day after having surgery Friday, was seen Saturday partying with Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.  Janet Charlton says:

Travis and Lindsay burned up the dancefloor most of the night. (Funny, most musicians don't dance. Even funnier – Lindsay's "appendectomy" last week didn't slow her down in the slightest!) When they weren't dancing they were "smoking" and with every swig out of her naughty water bottle, Lindsay got a little giddier and noisier. The pair hung out until 5 AM and left separately. But an observer noted that when Lindsay made her exit, she looked "wasted."

If I had a daughter, I would put a contract out on her if she did half the stuff Lindsay does, but, wow, she's like a damn Terminator.  She must really like dancing if not even major surgery can slow her down.  I stripped down to a pair of shorts one time, then bit down on a knife and dove into the ocean, surfacing an hour later wearing a sharks head for a hat, but I've never been tough enough to start running around 20 hours after surgery.