WILMERS BODGYGUARD IS HELPFUL

January 5, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Wilmer Valderrama's bodyguard was nice enough to offer some travel tips to an unidentified man outside of Area in Hollywood last night, including "Come to LA mother fucker you better respect the shit nigger" and "live and die in LA mother fucker, Hollywood don't get it twisted." Hollywood may or may not get it twisted, I don’t know, I'm not a lawyer, but I do know that "there’s no cops here to save you" as crazy fat Samoans head-butt you and fling you to the ground. Heeding this advice, the man tried to hit the crazy fat Samoan in the neck with a small canvas shoe. Um, it didn't work, and the effect was kinda like attacking a bear armed only with optimism and a mean face.

see the video on TMZ here.

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