SEAN JOHN COATS – NOW WITH MORE DOG!

The Humane Society of the United States is accusing Sean Combs and his Sean John clothing label of lining his Sean John Hooded Snorkel Jacket (like this one) with the fur of raccoon dog, a breed of dog raised in China whose fur resembles that of a raccoon.  The Human Society purchased a coat off the Macys website, a coat described as having a “imitation rabbit fur collar."  Yahoo says:

But the group said when it purchased the coat, the label read "Made in China" and "genuine raccoon fur." The group said it is testing the fur to see if it is from a raccoon dog … Macy's has a policy against selling dog or cat fur, and any "inappropriate or inaccurately" labeled products would be removed from its stores and Web site.

So, the hippies don't even know if it's dog fur, but they just put that out there anyway.  So my choices here are to root for Sean Combs, who I fucking hate, or Animal Rights Activists, who I fucking hate.  Thanks.  This is like trying to decide what color mousetrap I wanna drop my penis in.