MEL GIBSON IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Mel Gibson will be served with legal papers this week demanding a DNA test to determine if he is the father of a 29-year-old Australian woman.  Carmel Sloane claims that Gibson had a one night stand in the back of a car with her mother Marilyn in 1976.  Marylyn, then 17, was hitchhiking to Sydney when a sexy stranger picked her up in his station wagon.  (editors note – Awwww!)  Marylyn says:

"I was a slim young woman in tight-fitting jeans on the side of the road when a station wagon stopped.   He told me his name was Mel.  He said he would take me all the way but first he had to go home and get some petrol money.  He made me hide under a blanket in the back of the car, saying something about his mother being in town. We stopped outside a house and he came out with a mattress and a couple of pillows and some petrol money.  He said he had brought the mattress in case we had to stop for the night. We got on really well. He was charming and funny. He told me he was going to be a famous movie star … When we stopped for the night Mel got in the back on the mattress but I stayed in the front. I said I didn't trust him but to be honest I didn't trust myself either! He was so sexy. I didn't have any contraceptives with me and I hadn't had much to do with guys.  Eventually he persuaded me to join him in the back. I told him, ‘If anything happens and I get pregnant I'll come looking for you'. He replied, ‘I am going to be famous. You will always know where to find me.'  We spent the night making love and talking. But when it got light Mel said he had to be back at work — in an orange juice factory in Adelaide.  I got out of the car and never saw him again. It broke my heart to walk away."

And her goal of catching a ride to Sydney ends in complete success!  Except she did not get a ride, did get fucked on an flimsy mattress in a station wagon – which is pretty much like laying a tortilla on a woodpile – after being forced to hide under a filthy blanket and ended up pregnant at 17 in 1976.  And it marked the first time anything ever went wrong for a sexy blond who was hitchhiking.  Most romantic story ever?  Yes my friends – most romantic story ever!

SOURCE = News of the World and the Melbourne Herald Sun