LINDSAY REALLY RESPECTS THOSE CUNTS

Page Six has uncovered another Lindsay Lohan email, this one about the pain she is going though to perfect the role of a stripper for her next movie, "I Know Who Killed Me."  Lindsay wrote an email with the subject line, "They're all whores, they're all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!":

"So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.  I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya."

Wow, she sure does respect those whores.  Those cunts are like a superhero to her.  If she respected those filthy bitches any more, shed have to replace their birth control with laxitives or put a one of their g-strings on a dog with mange.  Maybe later she could spray paint swastikas on the Lincoln memorial or take a dump on a kid in a wheelchair.  They’re the real heroes, the everyday heroes!