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December 11, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
You probably assumed that Paris and Nicky Hilton spent the weekend working on an AIDS quilt or a new translation of "the Odyssey", but instead they acted like spoiled whores. Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either. But according to these pictures in yesterdays News of the World, it's true. At this point, I'd like to ask you to open the envelope I gave you earlier, the one that contained my psychic prediction. You'll see that I drew a picture of Paris acting like a slut. Pretty amazing, huh.