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December 8, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
This picture that sex kitten reader Jenna was nice enough to send in is supposed to show the glue on Beyonces wig drying or slipping or cracking or whatever it is wig glue does when it's messed up. What it really shows is the first moment when I never considered Beyonce attractive again. Who knows what other horrors are lurking behind the scenes. Stumble into her dressing room at the wrong moment and you might catch her eating a mouse and telling a giant glowing crystal that the fools suspect nothing, everything is going exactly as planned. MWUH-HA-HA-HA!