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December 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I don't listen to very much music about beef jerky and ranchers chasing their dreams, so I only barely know who Carrie Underwood is. And I was gonna watch the Billboard Awards Monday when the American Idol alum won 5 awards, but then I remembered I wasn't a homo. So with all that in mind, I couldn't be more surprised at how damn hot she's gotten. In fact, some of the experts are saying that picture number 6 is the hottest picture ever taken of someone kissing a piece of metal. I guess they didn't see me hump that statue of Harriet Tubman.