LINDSAY LOHAN IS DEEPLY COMMITTED

Dina Lohan went on the Ryan Seacrest radio show this morning in Los Angeles and confirmed that her daughter Lindsay has been attending AA meetings lately.  Dina said that many of Lindsay’s friends are members and “it’s a positive thing”.  And fun too, especially if you show up drunk.  Like Lindsay was at the GQ Men of the Year dinner two nights ago.  Page Six says:

… she "flipped out" upon seeing Jessica Biel there with her assistant.  Biel's assistant used to work for Lohan and earned her ire when she quit several months ago.   According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here – she doesn't belong in here!"  "It was really uncalled for," said our spy. "Jessica and everyone else ignored her … Jess didn't steal anyone's assistant – her assistant stopped working for Lindsay a long time ago. And whatever drama happened, Jess was no part of it. She is not part of [Lohan's] crowd – she is a professional."   

And then awesome turned awesomer:

Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel's assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" – setting off laughter.  Later, Lohan, with a champagne glass in her hand, tried flirting with Leo, to no avail.

Oooo, looks like someone's gonna have some new cut marks by Monday.  I mean "fall in the bushes" by Monday.  But yeah, there's a reason Lohan is on this page all the time and people like DiCaprio, Ferrell and even Affleck's dopey ass aren't.  Biel is but that’s only to say she's hot.  Lindsays an idiot.  I'd invite a swarm of angry killer bees to my party before I would Lindsay. (note – sorry about the posting today, or rather the lack thereof.   Finals at Pirate School are Monday and every time I try to laugh and then swing on a rope, I burn my hands.  God dammit, how do they do that!)