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November 30, 2006 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments
For the life of me I can't figure out if Jennifer Garner is hot. Sometimes she looks like the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes she looks like the prettiest guy in the world. There's at least a 1 percent chance she has a penis tucked between her legs in these pictures from last night. Every time I see her she looks just a little bit different. This is exactly the kind of mistake a robot from the future would make. Because they don't understand love. Makes me wonder. One minute she looks borderline hot, the next I'm ashamed and confused because I may have just been checking out the ass of a boy.