STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Nicole Kidman is nice – Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together."  How touching.  I bet it's a vibrator she bought at a garage sale.  Angelina speaks out – Angelina Jolie has issued a statement after three of her bodyguards were arrested in India, accused of handling some children and their parents too roughly at a school where Jolie was filming.  Jolie said:

"It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos.  As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a 'bloody Indian,' let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man's race. My family is of mixed race."

"Mixed race" seems like an understatement. By the time this is done, Jolie's family portrait is gonna include 9 kids, a pelican, a tiki warrior statue and a big grey rock.  The pelicans name should be Rusty.  Just because that seems like a good name for a pelican.    Paris Hilton is predictable – Paris Hilton drunk?!?  And exposing herself?!?  Man, this picture is one in a million!