LINDSAY LOHAN WON SOME DUMB AWARD

The GQ Men of the Year issue is out and winning the made-up title of "Obsession of the Year" is Lindsay Lohan.  The pictures of Lindsay getting comfortable on her hands and knees aren’t surprising, but the interview is.  And not just because the foppish dandies at the worlds most homo-erotic magazine know who Lindsay Lohan is, but also because Lindsay is actually kinda funny:

Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you? It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time—try to get into those tabloids a little more.Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan. It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food. And then what do you do at night? Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet? No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me. After computer time, when do you go to bed? No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.

What, is she using writers now?  When the hell did she get funny?  It just goes to show you can't judge a book by it's cover.  Like lots of people see my muscles glistening in the sun as I work with abused horses and they think, "wow, those horses sure are lucky."  But you know who the lucky one is?  It's me, my friends.  It's me.