STUFF FROM ALL OVER

George Clooney is the Sexiest Man Alive – At least according to AARP People magazine.  Is there some shortage of Hollywood hunks that I don’t know about and that's why this guy has won twice now.  According to my mirror, no, no there's not.

KFed is already broke – The Post says that Kevin is already struggling to survive, now that Birtney has shut down his credit cards and turned off his cell phones.  The post says, “Federline is now scrimping where he can. He and his entourage of eight wannabe rappers showed up at downtown burlesque joint Corio for a comped dinner that would have cost him $1,200, a source tells us. An eyewitness at the next table reports, ‘He just kept ordering more and more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch.’"

Holy Christ.  This is already the greatest story ever.  I can't wait for tomorrow.  If there aren’t pictures of him wearing a bib and chasing a chicken I’m gonna be profoundly disappointed. Angelina eats at McDonalds – I’m pretty sure my head would explode if I ever saw Angelina Jolie casually sitting down in a McDonalds, but there she was yesterday in India, taking a break … wait, why is there a McDonalds in India.  Cows are like superheroes to those people.  What the hell is goin on.