JESSICA AND THE COWBOYS QUARTERBACK?

The always great sports blog With Leather has an update today on the growing rumor that Jessica Simpson is now dating Tony Romo, the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.  Sources say:

"I'm not sure this Simpson-Romo thing has legs, but I can confirm that he hooked up her father, Joe, with tickets to Sunday's game…"  and  "At this time I can only confirm that Romo went to lunch with Jessica's father, Joe, when he was in Los Angeles on Tuesday filming a segment for 'The Best Damn Sports Show Period…' "

This story is a real bee in my bonnet, and I’m sorry to use such language, but I’m pretty upset.  Not just because Jessica is once again givin it out to dorks and big-eared nerds when she could be using that tongue on a natural beauty like me or me, but also because of the commercials that run during daytime television.  Apparently my dead end job is frustrating and I'm going nowhere when I could be a security professional in as little as 12 weeks.  I could make new friends, and the pay is pretty good too!