BOOTLEG SPIDERMAN 3 WITH VENOM!

The super secret third trailer for "Spiderman 3" leaked online yesterday, even though it wasn’t supposed to see the light of day until February 17th, when it was to be released in front of "Ghost Rider". The vid up top is the copy that hit yesterday (also on google here). The good news is it has the very first look at Venom. The bad news is that the cgi is unfinished and Sony will almost definitely have it ripped down by noon. Oh but hey guess what.  We have our own copy – cleaner and sharper and pretty much better in every way – right here.  And some nerd even went in and matched the unfinished cgi with the finished stuff from the official second trailer. That’s right my friends, nerds aren’t just for running our renaissance fairs and buying Axe body spray and shooting up our schools while dressed like Neo, they do stuff like this too. Is it any wonder they’re such devils with the ladies!!!

NOTE – many seem to think that the shot of Venom here may be Venoms only appearance in the movie, little more than a teaser for "Spiderman 4", kinda like how Geoffrey Rush showed up in the final few moments of "Pirates of the Caribbean 2". But this screen cap seems to prove otherwise, as it shows black webbing around Spiderman in his red and blue suit. Seemingly this would be Spiderman in a fight with Venom, who shoots a black web. Experts also reveal that the only way I could ever do anything more faggity than type that last sentence is if I typed that last sentence while also wearing a Jedi robe and masturbating to Seven of Nine.

SEXY UPDATE – more on Venoms time on screen, thanks to an email from Gavin.  He sends in this screen cap, which clearly shows a black web around Spiderman’s neck.  Gavins source tells him there’s a ten minute fight between Spiderman and Venom, but Gavins source is a wolf in the desert who talks to him when he gets high, so who the hell knows.

UNSEXY UPDATE – In regards to a few of the comments and emails, this, very obviously, is not the trailer that was out Thursday.  This one is different.  This one has the first look at Venom.  That one, the one we had up last week, did not.  The reason I said this one wasn't due out until February 17th is because it wasn't due out until February 17th.  I would have been more clear, except i don't know how else to say that.