MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS A GOOD DANCER

Matthew McConaughey turned 37 Saturday, and celebrated by acting like Matthew McConaughey.  The Sun UK says:

Here’s the Texan bongoed again at his 37th birthday bash in Sydney.  He’d clearly had a few sherries as he worked up a sweat moshing during a gig at his party.  If it wasn’t for his bandanas and posing, I’d say he’s a top man.

Normally dudes who look like this only get laid when they hold you down in their van, but Matthew McConaughey is famous, so half of you crazy bitches would have slept with him anyway, even though he smells like chronic and patchouli and looks like he just stepped out of an open grave.  I guess you could say Matthew and I have different styles.  My Saturday night on the town began when I pulled my cigarette boat onto the beach, adjusted the rose in my white dinner jacket, lit a cigar with a hundred dollar bill, then jumped onto the sand where my butler was standing with a silver trey holding the keys to my fancy sports car.  Oh yes.  The ladies, I am like sugar to them!