KEVIN IS A BIG RAP STAR

The New York Post says today that Kevin Federlines show in New York City (population: 8.1 million) is on the verge of being cancelled because not been enough tickets have been sold.  Page Six says:

Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline's Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]." Britney Spears' hubby – who claims he is the most underrated person in Hollywood – should be used to rejection by now. We hear his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest.

Kevin could have a concert in a tree house and not sell it out, which is amazing because people aren't even interested enough to go laugh at him any more.  He's such a pointless jerk-off, it's boring to even make fun of him now.   You could probably sell more tickets to judge a rainbow party at the senior center than watch a Kevin Federline concert.