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October 30, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Okay, so the banner picture of Teri Hatcher isn't new, but the ones below are and she's as C-3PO as ever, with her chemically frozen expressions and creepy stick body (unlike this one, after the botox had worn off). I swear if I saw this on a red carpet, I wouldn’t know if I should photograph it or poke it with a stick. Because that’s what you do with terrifying monsters who might be sleeping or might be dead. You poke them with sticks. (so the first five are Hatcher Saturday night at the Mercedes-Benz Carousel of Hope Ball, the others are just Teri at her C-3POiest)