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October 28, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
A few people are sending in these pictures of what might be Jessica Alba having sex in the ocean with bf Cash Warren. But it's hard to tell if they are. God I've never wanted to see a penis so bad in my life. But it kinda looks like his suit is on, and based on my experience she wouldn't have that satisfied look on her face, so these probably don't show Jessica Alba having sex in the ocean with bf Cash Warren. You have to be careful about allegations like that. It's pretty serious. Not like that time I got those girls pregnant at the Smallville cast party. It's their problem now, baby. High Five!