NICKY HILTON IS AN IDIOT

Nicky Hilton can surround herself with all the naked ass she wants to promote her crappy new hotel, it's still not enough to make the picture sexy.  Jesus and Satan could be in a gun fight in the background and you'd still just stare at Nickys fug ass.  Surrounding herself with naked models only makes her look uglier.  If she had any sense she’d do a shoot with Screech and Sarah Jessica Parker and that dude from 'the Office' in a slaughterhouse.  She'd still be the ugliest one, but she might jump to third, depending on what Sarah was wearing.  I assume this is supposed to be sexy but between Nickys googley eyes and that dudes nuts, it's pretty much just terrifying.  But Nicky could skip through a butterscotch meadow holding hands with a baby tiger and a baby panda and it would still make kids cry.

WARNING – these are penis-rific, and VERY VERY VERY NSFW.  The blond has a hot ass though, so it might be worth it.