JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A MEAN BITCH

Jennifer Lopez reportedly went into a rage and verbally attacked a flight attendant after she asked for a double espresso but was told they couldn't make her one.  On the website airlinecrew.net, the stewardess says Lopez's attacks instantly got personal.  And uninventive:

"She yelled at me because I could not make her a double espresso and then she told me my shoes looked cheap."

Celebrity Wonder also points out that Lopez has a full list of entries about her on the Bitter Waitress sites Shitty Tipper Database, which says Lopez once tipped 2 dollars on a 752 dollar check, 3 dollars on a 732 dollar check, 25 cents on a 625 dollar check and left nothing twice, on tabs of 387 and 245 dollars. So what did the waitresses do?  Well they certainly didn't poison her donuts, despite the fact that my diagram of a syringe and then a "plus" sign and then a donut and then an "equal" sign and then JLo's fat ass in an extra wide coffin with X’s for eyes couldn't have been more clear.