JESSICA SIMPSON FORGOT SOMETHING

When a girl looks like Jessica Simpson and is built like Jessica Simpson, you really have to go out of your way to make her look like hell, as she did last night in New York to promote “Employee of the Month”.  So congratulations to her hairstylist Ken Paves, for once again achieving what many top experts thought was impossible.  That dude could invent a time machine fueled by love if he put his mind to it.  And the time machine also gives blow jobs.  And makes delicious muffins.  There’s really no stopping someone with enough cunning and stick-to-it-ness to make Jessica Simpson look like absolute hell.  

Thank God she's not wearing a bra.  At least it's distracting.