TAO IS ONE YEAR OLD

These pictures of the one year anniversary of the club Tao in the Venetian hotel in Vegas are boring but they're going up anyway because Paris Hilton is so alarming ugly it's haunting.  With her dead lifeless eyes and pointy witch nose.  I'd rather fuck a beehive.   Katherine Heigl should look better but doesn’t.  Her smile makes her look like the queen from "Aliens", and even that probably sounds sexier than it is.  And she's never had any idea how to get dressed.  Not like me.  With me it's always a show.  I scrunch up my top hat and pop it out before I do a big number with my cane.   I have no one idea who the skinny black dude is, but he dresses like he's in Gryffindor.  I guess that's what the cool black guys are doing these days.   (Nick Cannon, maybe?)