FERGIE IS A PERVERT

Fergie has confirmed that the first single from her debut album is about a sex act.  The song "London Bridge" refers to when two women and two men have sex and form a position to make a "bridge".  Despite being one of the credited writers on the song, Fergie insists any knowledge of the act is second hand:

"Have I ever been involved in one? No I don't think I ever have actually. No, no I haven't. But I'm definitely touching on issues that aren't childlike!"

Oh, gee, you don’t say.  Fergie hasn’t been able to find three other people willing to have sex with her at once?  Well there’s a fuckin surprise.  Because naturally I assumed that  women who looked like totem poles and smelled like urine were super popular in the sack.  I’m getting turned on just thinking about it!