JESSICA SIMPSON JUST GOT F’D

September 22, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Hot chicks really should wear their hair like this more often. Like Jessica Simpson last night that the after party for the premier of "Employee of the Month". It's sexy as hell. Unlike that drab ass dress. I'm sure it was free and someone gave it to her, but it’s okay to turn stuff down. Hitting yourself in the head with a frying pan is free too, that doesn't mean it's a good idea. Some people think I'm crazy because I'm in love with Jessica Simpson, but tell me this, if I'm so "crazy", why did god put me in charge of punishing the whores. Seems like a pretty important position to me.

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