BRITNEY SPEARS IS SLIGHTLY LESS FAT

Britney Spears is said to have had an abdominoplasty after the birth of her second child last week, according to new reports.  The procedure, commonly called a "tummy tuck",  removes fat and skin from the patients stomach to tighten the abdominal muscles and promote a more muscular appearance.   Glam.com says:

Sources say Britney is so desperate to have her old body, she couldn't wait for the weight to drop with exercise.

These wacky stories show up every now and then and it's impossible to know what's true.  All we know for sure is that, yes, these stories are 100 percent true, all the time.  They did this study and proved it.  It was like at Cal or Stanford or something.  Some school with a bunch of Asians.  And those Asians freakin love studies.  And ping pong.   So if you ever see an Asian doing a study on ping pong, forget about it.  Don't even try to argue.  Just walk away, man.  Just walk away.