Lindsay Lohan is convincing

Uplifting music has lied to me in the past, but I feel pretty good about this infomercial with Lindsay Lohan. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Lindsay apparently used to have problem skin. You can tell because in this program she was paid 2 million dollars to endorse, they show two pictures when she had a blemish once four years ago. It appears to be the same blemish, shown in pictures taken on concurrent days, but it’s clearly gone now. My god, she’s like a phoenix rising from the ashes! It’s like I’m seeing a whole different person!