Joe Simpson is a lunatic

Jessica Simpson’s father Joe has reportedly been spying on Nick Lachey for the last seven months, from when Nick and Jessica announced their separation until June 30th, the day they were formally divorced. One incident occurred last spring after Lachey was at a nightclub with future girlfriend Vanessa Minillo and Jessica’s ex-assistant CaCee Cobb. The New York Daily News says:

“Joe called the club people after hearing Nick was there and demanded to see the security videotape. The club declined to cooperate. According to the source: “Joe was looking to incriminate Nick. He told the club, ‘If you ever want to see my daughter there, you’ll give me what I want.'”

What are you, in the CIA now, Joe. Calm down. This is why people think you’re crazy. And trust me, I know a little something about being called crazy. But tell me this, if I’m so “crazy”, then how come God gave me this rifle and put me in charge of punishing the wicked.

That is one awesomely giant bra. Source = New York Daily News