Jessica Simpson wants breast implants

Jessica Simpson says that she is already considering breast implants if and when she starts a family, fearing that her naturally large chest may pay the price for her having children. Jess says:

“If I have kids, and they’re hanging to my waist, that’s when I might start to think about having something done to them. Right now, they’re perky and cute.”

Everyone agrees that women who get breast implants are heroes, but when chicks with DD’s get implants, AND they dress trampy, it’s pretty obvious they should be revered by society way more that someone like Frederick Douglas or that son of a bitch Jonas Salk, who I heard was a total perv.


Source = the Sun UK. note – No one wants that banner picture to be in high-res more than I do, but for some reason that set just isn’t yet. Why? I have to believe it’s because god hates me.