Lindsay Lohan just got paid

Lindsay Lohan will get paid 2 million dollars to become the new celebrity spokesman for Proactiv Solutions, the acne management line formerly endorsed by Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson. In the infomercial which has already filmed, Lindsay says:

“My skin is clear all the time thanks to Proactiv. The best thing is that it’s super gentle, so it works every day like skin care. That’s how I use it, and it works.”

Lindsay must be referring to some past life where she had real bad acne, because in this one she’s been famous since she was 10, and she’s had eleventy billion pictures taken since then, and at no point has anyone ever noticed Lindsay Lohan with acne. So at best this magic product makes perfectly normal skin even perfectly normaler, at worst it leaves you looking like a dalmation.


Source = the Sun UK